it's so polite it's offensive

moarmoarchocolate: Pixiv ID: 25668614Member: 氷一

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:33 -0400

Pixiv ID: 25668614
Member: 氷一

h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:29:15 -0400

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:29:01 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

dduane: pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:12 -0400

dduane:

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

(chuckle) Loving this to bits.

icallthefundanny: >Go GrimdarkYou cannot go grimdark. The Grim Adventures fandom is already far...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:33 -0400

icallthefundanny:

>Go Grimdark

You cannot go grimdark. The Grim Adventures fandom is already far too grim and dark to complete the transformation.

Wielding your SCYTHEKIND, you hope to witn the next fight you have with those you hate.

Which basically consists of everyone.

((I haven’t seen a Grim Adventures yet, so I fixed the situation…))

nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:58 -0400

nymphettic:

tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend

amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help

Ever created a character and then you stumble upon an actor or model or just a regular person who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:35:00 -0400

Ever created a character and then you stumble upon an actor or model or just a regular person who physically embodies them because I have

hello

Miss

Geraldine

Michaela

Rigby

also known as Kaela Humphries: plus sized model for Ford Modeling

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:09 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:13 -0400

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

people who know who my OCs are

Sorry to bother you, but, how do you make gifs without ruining the quality? I can't seem to figure it out and you seem to have gotten it right...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:14:00 -0400

Like cosplay gifs? I use gifpal and just fool with the quality settings on it until it works on tumblr.

To Be Candid - Chapter Ten

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:55 -0400

Three months into sort-of-dating Jake English, he decided to take you on a road trip. When you asked him just where he was planning on taking you, he didn’t respond and instead claimed it was a surprise.

You really hope this surprise doesn’t involve you with your skull split open and your body being buried in a desert somewhere.

You fall asleep in the front seat of his Porsche, which was easy to do with the radio set on a quiet hum and your seat reclining back.

You drift into a relaxed slumber, head filled with dreams of you and Jake, you and Jake together in the most innocent of ways, hands interlinked, heads leaned together. It makes your dreaming self blush and your waking self stir.

Jake English plagues your thoughts always, and that’s terrifying to you.

The sky is dark, the headlights of the Porsche shining on an empty road. You rub your eyes and put your glasses back on. The radio is still humming along, and Jake’s eyes are still watching the road. He nods briefly to acknowledge you.

You’re sitting up and fixing your seat back when your phone alerts you. It’s a call, not a text, from Roxy. Sighing, you answer it.

“Hey,” you say, voice thick with sleep.

“Oh my gawd, Dirky baby! Dirk, Dirk, Dirk! Guess what? Guess what? GUESS WHAT?”

Roxy is really too energetic for her own good. You sometimes wonder how Jane—as well as yourself—keep up with her.

“What?” you mumble. “Judging by how you’re repeating yourself, you’re nearly speechless. But let’s be honest here: Roxy Lalonde is neverspeechless.” You pause and listen to the silence of the other end before continuing. “You got laid.”

Roxy giggles madly, confirming your assumption. “Yes! But that’s not even the best part!”

“What then?”

“The reason why Janey and I finally did the horizontal hokey pokey—”

“Is that a correct euphemism?”

“—is because she got accepted into the same university that I did! We’re going to college together! Dirk! You, me, and Janey are going to be together still!” The giggles resume.

Unconsciously, your eyes shift over to Jake, and your heart does an awkward, nervous throb. “That’s great, Rox. I’m happy for you,” you say. “Listen, when we get to wherever it is we’re going, I’ll call you back, all right? I’m a little tired right now.”

“You got it, baby! Love you lots! Mwah, mwah, mwah!”

“Love you too, Rox. Bye.”

You end the call and put your phone away, silence settling in the car. You brief Jake on the news just to fill quiet, and his response is short, clipped, a little disappointed. You try not to focus on the tension in the air.

It becomes too much for you quickly.

“Where are you going to college?” you ask.

“Don’t know yet,” he says, glancing out of the corners of his eyes at you. “I’ve been thinking out of state.”

“Oh,” you mumble. You forget to keep your shoulders from slumping. “There are some good upstate colleges, you know. Like where I’m going…”

Jake’s lips quirk slightly, barely noticeable. “Strider…are you suggesting that we go to college together?”

“No,” you say, and it’s too fast. “Not like you’re…we’re…”

“’We’re’ what?” Jake sighs, and his face drops. “Dirk, I’ve been courting you for three months now…more than that, actually, if you count the flirting that preceded all of this. Why is it so hard for you to date me? I would gladly go to college with you if we were.”

“Is that blackmail?” you question, and the words come out on the venomous side. You look away.

“No. Dirk, I—”

Jake slows the car down and pulls off to the side of the road. He parks, keys still in the ignition, radio crooning away. He unbuckles himself and turns to you, palms grasping your face, forcing you to look at him.

His eyes are pleading; his voice is soft. “Talk to me, Dirk. Tell me…tell me what’s going through your head.”

You’re not sure what’s going through your head. On one hand, you want him to go to college with you so that you can carry on these shenanigans. On the other hand, you don’t want to commit to someone who you feel can’t commit to you.

That’s it, isn’t it? You’re insecure. You don’t want to give and receive nothing in return. You don’t want to be used. Even though Jake has been courting you, promising you that he’ll always take care of you and cherish you, you can’t find yourself to believe it.

The roles that the two of you were given don’t match. They don’t function in the same manner. Your insecurities aren’t imaginary, they’re very much real.

You swallow thickly. You intend to tell him the truth: you can’t be with him in that way because it just won’t work. Your eyes lock with his, and the breath is knocked out of you by what you find.

Jake English is in love with you.

Love.

What a silly notion.

You’re both teenagers with no direction, no actual concept of the amount of emotional depth and devotion that comes with loving someone in ways that aren’t familial or platonic. You can understand that you love Dave, and you know that you love Roxy and Rose just the same. You know how deep those feelings run; you know how you’d give yourself over to an executioner to save them. But what of Jake English? Does he understand how his feelings actually work? Is he really emotionally mature enough to be in love with you. Furthermore, are you in love with him?

No. You can’t be. Your role and his role…society…you’re both young and…

At some point during your pondering, you began to tear up. Your eyes are watery, and a single droplet slides down your cheek. You remain silent.

Jake starts. He removes your glasses with hesitant fingers, thumb wiping away the renegade tear. “Dirk, hey… I’m not trying to pressure you into anything. I’m sorry. Fuck. I’m sorry. Please don’t…please don’t…”

You choke on a sob. You’re not sure why you’re getting so worked up, but you have a feeling that it has something to do with the knot in your heart.

And suddenly, you don’t care about the role you’re suppose to play. You don’t care that you’re young and naïve and don’t quite understand your feelings.

You’re candid with yourself for once and kiss Jake with feeling, hands clenching his shirt, eyes squeezed shut, tears escaping.

You’re starting to fall for the guy.

==>

— timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] —

TT: Roxy.
TT: How would you feel if my boyfriend went to college with us?

purpleroseninja: shirosakis: //SCREECHES BLEACH HAS NOT MADE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:30 -0400

purpleroseninja:

shirosakis:

//SCREECHES

BLEACH HAS NOT MADE ME THIS EXCITED FOR A WHILE

IF THAT TRULY IS OUR SHIROSAKI

IT MEANS MY SECOND FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER, WHOM I BELIEVED TO BE NULL AND VOID AT THIS POINT, HAS RETURNED

i could be regretting this statement in a few weeks if it’s proven to not actually be him but COME ON THAT FUCKING MASK THO

milajewnis: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:10:27 -0400

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive

porcelainivoryvalyriansteel: hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:10:13 -0400

porcelainivoryvalyriansteel:

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

i haven’t seen this post since the election!

the girl who waited and the impossible girl

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:48:38 -0400

the girl who waited and the impossible girl

scenes-from-my-hood: mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:48:06 -0400

scenes-from-my-hood:

mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

Xbox One? PS4? Wii U? I think we all know what the best game system is GAMESPHERE IT’S...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:41:42 -0400

Xbox One? PS4? Wii U?

I think we all know what the best game system is

GAMESPHERE

IT’S SPHERICAL

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:11 -0400

Yeah, yeah. This chapter was interesting, but where’s Rukia? She’s been kicked by the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:31:46 -0400

Yeah, yeah. This chapter was interesting, but where’s Rukia? She’s been kicked by the wayside again. At this point, I think everyone’s forgotten she was once a main character.

aristi-cthonia: causalvogue: iswearimnotadumbblonde: pleasesto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:18 -0400

aristi-cthonia:

causalvogue:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

commenting on a girl’s body in a sexual way isn’t a complement, its scary and it needs to stop

This is totally and completely the life of walking the world while femme!

@_@ i am so guilty of “hey, i love your hair!” hair hair hair hair i love pretty hair.