July 2012
I like read mores because you can never tell whether you’re going to get a 6 paragraph long argument about feminism or two boys having sex inside a watermelon
it’s like a tumblr cereal box where there’s a prize in every one
So I was eating some Cheez-Its today

And I looked on the back of the box

And that’s when I realized

THAT I AM WHITE CHEDDAR
TodayYesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being gay”. A grown man.Peter Pan likes to hang…
SERIOUSLY HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE
IT’S NOT JUST ME RIGHT
I FEEL STRANGE
HALP
I love how one of my protagonists says “he must have given me Stockholm’s” as a way to justify his attraction to his friend
“he must have given me Stockholm’s”
YOU’RE GAY DUDE
ACCEPT IT

- Americans: OMG
- Rest of the World: ...
- Rest of the World: ...
- Rest of the World: *open internet converter*
- Rest of the World: *converts to Celsius*
- Rest of the World: SHIT!
We now have names for our kitties.
Sheba, the blue-eyed, seal-point Siamese and the only girl.
Hamlet, the black/gray striped boy.
Leo, one of the gray-striped twin boys with black around his eyes.
Neo, the other of the gray-striped twins with white around his eyes.
We should all ship Zuko and Mulan.
Could you imagine
all the honor
we see you itching; don’t think we don’t see you leaning;
don’t forget how many eyes we have, child, and you forget that we were and are and always will be and that we are the most pervasive of perversions the most delectable of syllables turning your scripture to dust; the most toothsome…
hey guy standing on our private deck talking extremely loud
get the fuck off our deck
baka
I’m incredibly shy in real life unless you’ve already befriended me—then I won’t shut up.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
No problem bro


