I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
the 100m breaststroke
ME: I’m leaving.
ME: Ok. I’m leaving…
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.
if jensen ackles actually gets cast in the 50 shades of grey movie someone needs to go to the movie dressed in a trench coat and then stand up half way through and shout “what the FUCk dean i thought we had a BOND” and then run out
Someone (TOTHEARK?) probably hit him with a rock and then guessed the password to his Twitter (I think we’ve already established that his password is “password”) and then posted the pic and they dragged his body into a cave and left him there and oH GOD
Here, have a picture of me in my sunglasses
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012
Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012
Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012
The Hobbit: December 14, 2012
Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013
Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Man of Steel: June 14, 2013
Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013.
Thor 2: November 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: November 22, 2013.
The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: May 2, 2014
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Avengers 2: 2016
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
- Tite Kubo
- Pierrot Studio’s staff
- Burimyu’s director
- Soul Society
I’d love to change my hair before summer is over
but I don’t know what to
Got a new laptop and it has a webcam built in
if you thought ironic patriotism was bad on july 4th, its going to be extra ridiculous during the olympics.
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
7 BILLION APPLE PIES
What the fuck guys what’s with the America hate right now