not see eye to eye to eye: Archive

izzetheking:

I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.

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my-three-aeryns:

i probably have more otps then i have friends

#there’s no ‘probably’ there

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what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up

Jul 31, 2012170,770 notes

why is it called a training bra

what are you training for

the bra olympics

the boob championships

the 100m breaststroke

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ME: I’m leaving.
ME:…
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Ok. I’m leaving…
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Bye.
ME: *reblog*

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Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.

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poolpartypirates:

do you ever get sad that you’ll never be able to touch a fictional character

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