do you ever just cry because certain fictional character exist and then you try and explain your love to people who aren’t in fandom and just don’t understand and they remind you that the characters aren’t actually real and then you just feel dead inside
I’m honestly stuck. I don’t know what to write. The problem isn’t that I don’t have any ideas, it’s that I have too many.
I had a dream last night that Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) and Sherlock (Robert Downey Jr.) were lovers.
What am I doing with my life?
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
#thank you JK Rowling
#my husband HAVE TO be like him. It’s not an option
#longest eight minutes of my life
“So much f’d up stuff happens in Florida.” —Dean, “Bloodlust,” Season 2
I don’t understand why some authors get so upset over fanfiction.
Personally, when I become a published author, I’m going to be looking for it. I wanna read all the beautiful heart,-string pulling, tear-jerking fics, the AUs, the lemons, the humor fics, and the crack.
I wanna see what crack pairings people make.
And as I was checking out, I put a package of Oreos onto the conveyor belt, and the cashier stared at me and said, “You shouldn’t buy those.”
When I asked her why she said, “Didn’t you hear? The makers support homos. They had a stupid little homo pride thing. You shouldn’t buy those. You’ll be supporting them.”
I stared at her incredulously as she handed the Oreos back to me.
Placing the Oreos back down, I looked her right in the eye and told her, “First of all, I support gay marriage and gay pride. I have friends and family members who are gay that are wonderful people whom I love dearly. Second, who are you to tell me what not to buy? I love Oreos. Lastly, you can ring up my Oreos and go fuck yourself.”
She stared at me for a few moments longer before silently scanning the Oreos, eyes narrowed in a poorly-disguised glare.
I made a note of her name and later called customer service to report her.
Oh, I was playing with the idea of posting it. If I do decide to post it, it’ll be after I get a few chapters under my belt.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
My letter is very clearly four years late.
- Fandom: Tahno is the biggest cheating snob I've ever seen.
- Fandom after episode: OH MY FEELS. TAHNO. YOU SWEET, POOR THING.
- Fandom: Tarrlok is the most horrible person in the entire LoK universe. He's worse than Amon.
- Fandom after episode: I AM TEARBENDING. TEARBENDING. WHY MUST IT BE SO??
- Fandom: Mako is a jerk.
- Fandom after episode: Mako is a jerk.
Take a moment to thank Tom Hiddleston’s parents for having sex.
- Ichigo: Rukia, I've come to get you out of here.
- Rukia: O_O
- Ichigo: What kind of look is that? I've come here to save you. You could at least try to act like you're happy.
- Rukia: You fool, Ichigo! I told you never to try and come after me! I told you I'd never forgive if you did! Now you're all cut up! And there's worse yet to come!
- Ichigo: That may be so. Some other time, you can yell at me all you want to about my coming here. After I defeat him.
- Rukia: Ichigo....
- Ichigo: What? Don't tell me you actually think I would give up after I came all this way.
- Rukia: It's just....
- Ichigo: Cause I won't! Don't even ask me. I came here to save you and that's what I'm gonna do. Oh, and from now on, I'm ignoring all your opinions! You're coming with me whether you want to or not, damn it! YOU GOT THAT? HUH? I'm the rescuer here, you just shut up!
- Rukia: Wha- What'd you say? Who do you think you are ordering me around like that? A RESCUER ISN"T SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THE RESCUEE!
- Ichigo: YEAH? AND WHAT KIND OF RESCUEE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE RESCUE? Why don't you just go sit down and tremble in fear and cry out 'Save me! Save me!' like you're supposed to?
- Rukia: Ugh! I don't need to me saved! AND I DO NOT TREMBLE!
- Ichigo and Rukia: *making faces at each other*
- Rukia: *sigh* You haven't changed a bit. What's the use? I might as well save my breath since you don't listen to anything I say.
- Ichigo: Well, what do you expect? All you ever do is worry about me and scold me. Maybe you should try worrying about yourself for a change.
- Rukia: Ichigo.
- Ichigo: Don't you worry, I'm not dying today. The fact is, I've gotten a lot stronger since you were away.
what should my youtube username be?
Just created a youtube channel for the day I get a good webcam
whenever that is
Making motherfucking brownies right now