May 2012
i always figured that if any celebrity were to become an actual cannibal it would totally be shia lebeouf. or keanu reeves.
think back to the days when you watched even stevens and little did you know what little shia would become one day
- Character: I have to help her.
- Other Character: But your ankle-
- Character: LOL
- Character: *sets ankle herself*
- Other Character: Damn it.
- Other Character: Thank God you're my love interest.
- Character: ...
- Other Character: 'Cause that was kinda hot.
The thing about writing female characters now is that it’s so hard to find the right balance. It seems like every female fictional character is either too dumb to live, which murders feminists, or is too perfect, which pisses off readers.
Bad ass femme fatales are over-used. They’re so mysterious that they lack mystery. Having tons of skills makes them Mary Sues, and having not enough skills makes them bland.
How does one make a bad ass female character unique?
April 2012
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- Characters I created that have their own love interests: Ship it.
- Characters I created that have barely interacted: Ship it.
- Characters I created that are related: Ship it.
- Characters I created that have no interest in the same gender: FUCKING SHIP IT
Reblog if you're running for your life from Shia Labeouf
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
- Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
- shia labeouf: hey i just met you
- shia labeouf: and this is crazy
- shia labeouf: but you're walking in the woods and there's no one around and your phone is dead and out of the corner of your eye you spot me and i'm following you about 30 feet back and i get down on all fours and break into a sprint and i'm gaining on you and you're looking for your car but you're all turned around and i'm almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on my face
- shia labeouf: so let me eat you
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you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia Labeouf
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
I can’t even begin to explain this. This is just too much. Internet, I love you
omg
wat
so i found out why pokemon has police officers but no prisons
you can store pokemon and items in computers in this universe
living animals, stored in computers
THEY PUT CRIMINALS INTO COMPUTER STORAGE
this would also show why it’s safe for fucking ten year olds to make cross country trips - no courts, no prisons… you just have police officers waiting for you to commit a crime and then BAM you’re stuck in a fucking floppy drive
this is some serious shit guys
The difference between my friend and I is that she writes young adult fiction, and I write adult fiction that teenagers can enjoy too.
She doesn’t see the difference.
- Them: They're already dating other people
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're just friends
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They hate each other
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're not gay
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're siblings
- Shippers: lol
- Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're not even in the same fandom
- Shippers: lol
- Them: You don't even watch the show
- Shippers: lol
Kuroshitsuji: Manga v. Anime
- Ciel in the Manga: "I may be 13, but fuck with me and I will not hesitate to put a bullet through your skull and then come up with a brilliant scheme to hide the body so that no one will even notice you're dead. Also, I run a multi-million pound business and reign over so many elite business connections, it surpasses the world of the living. NBD."
- Ciel in the Anime: "WAAH SEBASTIAN I GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN SAVE MEEEE"
- Sebastian in the Manga: "I'm a demon with no regard for human morality. I will do anything for a tasty soul, including murdering children. I may look like a humble butler, but cross my master and prepare to wish you'd never been born."
- Sebastian in the Anime: "I LIKE KITTIES AND I HAVE LOTS OF FEELS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ALL THESE FEEEEELS."
- Grell in the Manga: "Regardless of my gender, I am a violent psychopath who likes to toy with my targets before slashing them to bits with my enormous chainsaw. I'll rip you to a bloody pulp and look fabulous doing it."
- Grell in the Anime: "HAHA LOL I'M COMIC RELIEF AND I LOVE ANYTHING WITH A PENIS. Also, am I a man or a woman? Here, fandom, fight over it!"
- Undertaker in the Manga: "I may look like a harmlessly deranged mortician, but I can top all you bitches. Including Sebastian, who I just shanked through the stomach with my giant-ass scythe because fuck him. Suck on that."
- Undertaker in the Anime: "EHEHEEHEHEEHEE I LIKE FUNNY JOKES AND I KNOW THINGS FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON."
- Druitt in the Manga: "I'm scary because I have a lot of money and power which I use to run a business of human trafficking and endorsing crackpot schemes to bring people back from the dead. You can't keep me in prison; I have way too much money."
- Druitt in the Anime: "I AM ALSO COMIC RELIEF AND I LIKE TO DRAW OUT POINTLESS SCENES BY DRAMATICALLY MONOLOGUING ABOUT THEM IN AN OBNOXIOUS VOICE."
- Lizzie in the Manga: "I like cute, girly things, but that doesn't mean I'm not skilled in swordplay. After all, I am the daughter of a family of knights. I fight for the people I love."
- Lizzie in the Anime: "CCIIIIIEEEELLL LOOK HOW ANNOYING AND BRAINLESS I AM~! I'M THE PERFECT BLONDE, FEMALE STEREOTYPE!"
- Servantrio in the Manga: "We may not be very good at the menial jobs we were hired for, but we protect the manor with our power, skill, and dedication because we respect the Young Master and Sebastian. We want to prove our worth."
- Servantrio in the Anime: "LOL WE'RE ACTUALLY IDIOTS WHO OCCASIONALLY USE GUNS AND THROW THINGS."
but like why can’t rukia kiss ichigo
i mean
she even said a kiss was just a friendly gesture and that it was no big deal
if it was no big deal yOU WOULD FOLLOW YOUR HEART’S DESIRES
and give him that bigass smooch you have been craving
Code MENT 13
- C.C: Why not go to Britain and attack the king yourself?
- Lelouch: No, no, no! British people don't exist.
- C.C: What're you talking about?
- Lelouch: Have you ever seen a British person? I haven't. Therefore they don't exist.
- C.C: Just because you haven't met one doesn't mean they don't exist.
- Lelouch: Oh my god guys, British people are real! They're walking around everywhere! They're like the Wolf-Man: They're not real!
- C.C: You've gotta be kidding me....
- Lelouch: Look at the English Dictionary, the English Dictionary! All the words in there are American!
- C.C: You're insane.
- Lelouch: I LOVE YOU!
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
