I hope Barack Obama figures out the secret formula to the Krabby Patty.
And my uterus is the ring leader.
1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand
i have special eyes
look with your special eyes
Except I don’t tell you anything about my characters.
Or the plot.
And you’re just reading it thinking:
“What the hell is this?”
“What book is this?”
“I think I want to ship those two characters.”
“Is that a guy or girl?”
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
- Expectations: Picture-perfect scoops like on the tub.
- Reality: Little misshapen balls of something because you had to carve it out with a fucking spoon.