Everything is awesome until the owner of the house...
Reblog if you are always willing to help a...
Doesn’t have to be a follower too. You can remain anon. :-)
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
scarlet-titania asked: ❄ Happy New Year ~<3
Put a ❄ in my ask to give me a new years kiss!
All these couples make me think about how alone I am. I’ll kiss my tumblr friends when the time comes, right? Pucker up, you all.
A woman’s worth is not defined by the size of her breasts.
Why am I getting new followers?
Why do you guys like my blog? *SOB* IT’S NOTHING SPECIAL! I love you, dearies! I love you, my lovelies!
arcadiasilver, my dear
I’m afraid that your ask isn’t open. But to answer your question: yes.
I want to blog about my stories
just to confuse the hell out of my followers. I’d be ranting about folklore and how my characters are acting stupid Meanwhile everyone else is like
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
OH GOD AN ASPCA COMMERCIAL
I can’t watch these commercials without bawling, so instead I run out of the room screaming. I’m donating, ASPCA. Stop guilt-tripping me with your sad commercials. You have my money, STOP FOLLOWING ME.
So, I'm being nice to others...
…but they bite my head off.
My Head Canon~
I hate ship wars. Please don’t start something with me. I won’t fight, I’ll only explain.
Reblog this post if I have permission to invade...
Me: Hey, you guys watching the BBC?
Mom: Huh? Yeah.
Me, with a mouth full of ice: Arr thar Bweetteshh peeeople?
That moment when you sit down to write and...
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn.
Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
Anonymously tell me why you follow me
spell your name with fictional characters
mydearbluebutterfly: shipmetopigfarts: Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Remus Lupin Aberforth Dumbledore Harry Potter Jellal Fernandes Undertaker Lucy Heartfilia Ichigo Kurosaki Alois Trancy Natsu Dragneel Alphonse Elric Edward Elric Rukia Kuchiki Isshin Kurosaki C.C. Angelina Durless
TYPE YOUR NAME: Erica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: erudcaq
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Erica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: erikca
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: 3y67u6yt
Dear God, thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the...– Tate Langdon at the dinner table, 1994. (via keystosomething) “Amen.”
hey guys, so theres this guy who likes to tell...
mememaster: give him a piece of your mind! http://timbabyfreshallen.tumblr.com/ don’t be anon.