it's so polite it's offensive: Archive

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Everything is awesome until the owner of the house...

Jan 1st

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Reblog if you are always willing to help a...

Doesn’t have to be a follower too. You can remain anon. :-)

Jan 1st

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Reblog if you're thankful for your followers

Jan 1st

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scarlet-titania asked: ❄ Happy New Year ~<3

Jan 1st

Put a ❄ in my ask to give me a new years kiss!

mariabeilschimdt:

Jan 1st

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All these couples make me think about how alone I am. I’ll kiss my tumblr friends when the time comes, right? Pucker up, you all.

Jan 1st

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“A woman’s worth is not defined by the size of her breasts.”

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Why am I getting new followers?

Why do you guys like my blog? *SOB* IT’S NOTHING SPECIAL! I love you, dearies! I love you, my lovelies!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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arcadiasilver, my dear

I’m afraid that your ask isn’t open. But to answer your question: yes.

Dec 31st

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I want to blog about my stories

just to confuse the hell out of my followers. I’d be ranting about folklore and how my characters are acting stupid Meanwhile everyone else is like

Dec 31st

Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →

cheezu-ke-kixd:

Dec 31st

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OH GOD AN ASPCA COMMERCIAL

I can’t watch these commercials without bawling, so instead I run out of the room screaming. I’m donating, ASPCA. Stop guilt-tripping me with your sad commercials. You have my money, STOP FOLLOWING ME.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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So, I'm being nice to others...

…but they bite my head off.

Dec 31st

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My Head Canon~

Dec 31st

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Le sigh~

I hate ship wars. Please don’t start something with me. I won’t fight, I’ll only explain.

Dec 31st

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Reblog this post if I have permission to invade...

Dec 31st

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Me: Hey, you guys watching the BBC?
Mom: Huh? Yeah.
Me, with a mouth full of ice: Arr thar Bweetteshh peeeople?
Mom: What?

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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That moment when you sit down to write and...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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3 tags

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Reblog if you have a dirty mind.

69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash. 
Teacher : Get out.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn. 
Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.

Dec 30th

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To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...

sefinito:

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Anonymously tell me why you follow me

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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spell your name with fictional characters

mydearbluebutterfly: shipmetopigfarts: Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Remus Lupin Aberforth Dumbledore Harry Potter Jellal Fernandes Undertaker Lucy Heartfilia Ichigo Kurosaki Alois Trancy Natsu Dragneel Alphonse Elric Edward Elric Rukia Kuchiki Isshin Kurosaki C.C. Angelina Durless

Dec 29th

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TYPE YOUR NAME: Erica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: erudcaq
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Erica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: erikca
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: 3y67u6yt

Dec 29th

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