say it with me now
JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
DAMMIT ERICA, I JUST PICTURED YOU SINGING THAT AND MY CUTIE-RADAR WENT BERSERK AND ASDJFKL.
I ACTUALLY WAS SINGING IT THOUGH
OUT LOUD
FROM MY MOUTH
I think this could be considered a reference…
Reference, indeed.
Oh.
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
…Fucking Olympics.
July 14-28th
I’m waiting
“And I remember looking at this picture of Sir Galahad, and, and, and he was kneeling, and— and light streaming over his face, and— I remember… thinking, uh, I could never go on a quest like that. Because I’m not clean. I mean, I w— I was just a little kid. You think… maybe I knew? I mean, deep down, that— I had… demon blood in me, and about the evil of it, and that I’m— wasn’t pure?”